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Oh yeah…. why is that?

Faisal Khan — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 22:40:46 +0000

What’s the stupidest thing that ever came out of an American’s mouth?

“But why do they hate us?”

Faisal Khan — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:37:13 +0000

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…if you have one.”

- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Faisal Khan — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 13:17:08 +0000

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

~ Stephen Wright

Faisal Khan — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 09:27:30 +0000

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.
– Ancient Arab proverb -

Faisal Khan — Mon, 30 May 2005 13:09:20 +0000

“Real Men don’t make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it”
- Linus Torvalds -

Faisal Khan — Mon, 30 May 2005 13:04:13 +0000

“When we find people who try to commit harm, we’ll move them out of harm’s way”
- George W Bush -
4-28-2005

Faisal Khan — Sun, 29 May 2005 17:25:32 +0000

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
-Drew Carey-