Aug 21, 2009
Loud Music and Farts.
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my... read more
Mar 31, 2008
Estrogen Bomb!
The world needs a new weapon: The estrogen bomb. Just think. You drop it on an area of violent conflict. Men throw down their guns and hug one another. Then they apologize, say it was their fault. And then they start to clean up the mess. Yep, we definitely need the estrogen... read more
Mar 24, 2008
Oh Bhagwan….
A woman prays to Bhagwan and says: “O Bhagwan – why did you not make a man’s penis more beautiful” Bhagwan replies: “Oye Kanjari – I made it ugly and you all can’t stop sucking it! If I made it beautiful, you all would just end up eating... read more
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