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Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):

Legalize Alcohol – might as well. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors) Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging! Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face! It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks can be used for emphasis! In order to sit on my Federal Cabinet,... read more

NRO (National Reconciliation Ordinance) 2007 – Detailed Judgement

The Supreme Court of Pakistan released the NRO (National Reconciliation Ordinance) 2007 Detailed Judgement in which it struck down the controversial NRO law. The complete judgement can be downloaded from here (NRO Detailed Judgement)  [6.2MB - PDF... read more

The new president is coming sermon….

Bay adab Bay mulahiza Hoshiar Baighairat-e-Azam, Badshah-e-Rishwat, Zaleel-ul-Mulk, Shehenshah-e-Jowa, Sardar-e-Dakait Asif Zardari Zabardasti aa rahe... read more
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