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Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):

Legalize Alcohol – might as well. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors) Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging! Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face! It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks can be used for emphasis! In order to sit on my Federal Cabinet,... read more

The new president is coming sermon….

Bay adab Bay mulahiza Hoshiar Baighairat-e-Azam, Badshah-e-Rishwat, Zaleel-ul-Mulk, Shehenshah-e-Jowa, Sardar-e-Dakait Asif Zardari Zabardasti aa rahe... read more

Zardari as President….

To commemorate the ascension from jail bird to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new Rs. 100 stamp. People of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on!!!! Courtesy:... read more
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