Aug 24, 2009 Posted by Faisal Khan

Gay Joke….

I personally have no issues with gays/lesbians, so don’t think of this as trashing. Its just that the darn joke is too funny. Boy: “Dad there is a kid in school who keeps calling me gay!” Dad: “Well!!!!! punch him hard!!!!!!!!” Boy: “But No Dad he is soooooooo... read more

Jul 25, 2009 Posted by Faisal Khan

Chipmunks…

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, “I thought I told you to be quiet!” Jerry says, “Hey,... read more

Jul 25, 2009 Posted by Faisal Khan

President Bush: Presidential Library Update

Just few months out of office, and George W. Bush has been struck by tragedy. A fire at his ranch has decimated what he planned to be his presidential library.Both books have been destroyed. And the real tragedy is: he hadn’t finished coloring either of... read more

Feb 13, 2009 Posted by Faisal Khan

Great Joke….. (hey, I loved it!)

How do you get a fat girl into bed? (scroll down for answer)… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Piece of... read more

Mar 24, 2008 Posted by Faisal Khan

Oh Bhagwan….

A woman prays to Bhagwan and says: “O Bhagwan – why did you not make a man’s penis more beautiful” Bhagwan replies: “Oye Kanjari – I made it ugly and you all can’t stop sucking it! If I made it beautiful, you all would just end up eating... read more