Day: May 29, 2005

Job Sucks?

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.“-Drew Carey-

Yours or Mine?

During divorce custody of children dispute… Wife: “I carried these children for 9 months, and brought them into this world. I should have custody!“ Husband: “When I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?“

16 going on 50.

SIXTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would …

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Indy Top Ten

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: #10 – Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat. # 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # …

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Lodger The Band

Lodger is a Finnish Band. Go to their website at http://www.lodger.tv and lock all three video icons on the spin. Then click on the video “I Love Death” (How boring can life be?). Its’ one of the best flash based song videos I have seen.

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