Indy Top Ten

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
#10 – Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 – No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 – Can’t wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR……..

# 1 – When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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