Spiderman! Nah! I ain’t spiderman. Someone sent me an email asking “Who am I?”. Asking me to sum 34 years of life in some short sentences.
Well – here is one version.
I’m the guy who if you meet will tell you all sorts of tales, stories, episodes, cross-conversational “you know that happened to me too!” blah blah blah, just so I can entertain you and I was feeling bored myself. I can spin doctor a story so real…….sometimes I forgot if it actually happened or not! But here’s the best thing. No harm was done. People walk away with a smile and I’m like I gotta stop doing this shit – I’m getting too old!