Contemporary Latin…

Motorolus interruptus.” (Hold on, I’m going into a tunnel.)

Veni, vidi, Pesci.
(I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.)

Revelare Pecunia!< -- My Fav.
(Show Me The Money!)

Robotisticus Governantimus Inevitabilitus.
(Al Gore is GOING to Be President.)

Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.
(Yeah, where *do* I want to go today??)

Sic semper tyrannus.
(Your dinosaur is ill.)

No Quid Pro Quo.
(I’m Sorry, We’re All Out of Quid.)

Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.
(Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.)

Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus.
(It’s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

Veni, Vidi, Velcro
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

Et tu, pluribus unum?
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

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