A man was walking home one night in a drunken stupor. Along the way, he began feeling randy, and decided to relieve his sexual urges. Since he didn’t have a partner readily available, the drunk proceeded over to a nearby pumpkin patch. He cut a hole in the side of the pumpkin and began to […]
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