A man was walking home one night in a drunken stupor. Along the way, he began feeling randy, and decided to relieve his sexual urges. Since he didn’t have a partner readily available, the drunk proceeded over to a nearby pumpkin patch. He cut a hole in the side of the pumpkin and began to have sex with the large gourd.
Not long after he started, a local cop on patrol pulled up along the side of the patch. Upon seeing the man and what he was doing, the cop shined a spotlight on him and hollered out, “What the hell do you think your doing with that pumpkin?!”
The drunk quickly turned around and shot back, “Holy smokes! Its already past midnight?”