Month: December 2005

Mortgage!

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a …

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Cute blonde joke…

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started. “Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” …

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