For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a […]
Famous quotes of Da-Presidente. — “See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda,” Bush said in explaining his communications strategy last May. — “I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this […]
Usually I rarely discuss politics. Of late, I’ve been pondering if I should post the following on my blog or not. Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a speech in Saudi Arabia, in which he suggested if the Europeans are believers in the holocaust, and that they are truly sorry for what they did, why not […]
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started. “Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” […]
Barring spam, the world of online advertising in Pakistan is slowly maturing. Online advertising pioneers in Pakistan was perhaps Dawn with the launch of their online edition of their newspaper, aptly terms DAWN The Internet Edition (circa 1996). At that time, the Internet was relatively new in Pakistan and very few Pakistani websites were on […]
Yesterday, the stork bought in another baby to our family. Fevziye Ahmed Khan was born on 18th December, at 9:31 AM, Karachi, Pakistan.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the […]