A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: ” I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you bitch!!!

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