Month: February 2006

Round-trip

A blonde goes to the airport and walks up to the ticket counter: “I’d like a round-trip ticket,” she says to the agent. “Certainly” the agent says. “To where?“ “Well, DUH,” she says annoyed. “To HERE!!!“

A nice quote…

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take – but by the moments  that take our breath away.” Stolen from my good friend Ellen (Anne Austin’s) profile on ISCA.

Amen!

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all …

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