This really made me laugh!
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, “Are they twins?”

The woman says, “NO!!! , He’s 9 and She’s 5. Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies, “I just can’t believe you got fucked twice”!

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