DifferenceÂ Between Women And Men
IfÂ Ayesha, Sara, Humaira and Kulsoom go out for lunch, they will call each other Ayesha, Sara, Humaira and Kulsoom.
IfÂ Asad, Irfan, Sohail and Zafar go out, they will affectionately refer to each otherÂ as Gandu, Chutia, Lun and Lora.
WhenÂ the bill arrives, Asad, Irfan, Sohail and Zafar will each throw in a Rs. 500, evenÂ though it’s only for Rs. 1,325. None of them will have anything smaller and noneÂ will actually admit they want change back.
WhenÂ the women get their bill, out come the pocketÂ calculators.
A man will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 50 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs. 50 for a Rs. 100 item that she doesn’t need, but it’s onÂ sale.
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the bought over from his ammaâ€™s place.
TheÂ average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that… is the beginning of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick the living shit out of them and silently wished they had their shotguns to really see how many lives the cat really has.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, andÂ she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and juma prayers.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13.THOUGHTÂ FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
AsÂ they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“RelativesÂ of yours?”
“Yep,”Â the wife replied, “in-laws.”