Day: June 7, 2006

Bad News – Good News

Sherry the secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you””Sherry honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.” “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re not sterile…”


A very unattractive (in fact UGLY), nasty, mean actin’ woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter, asks “Are they twins”? The ugly woman says “Hell NO!!!!, the oldest one, he’s 9, and the younger one, she’s 7. Why?….. Do you think they really look alike?” “Hell no”, replied the greeter, “I …

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