A bit early – but here is a kick ass Santa Joke…

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

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Timmy,

That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn`t work with me. You`re getting underwear again.

Santa

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