Play Dice…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.  A very attractive blonde woman from Georgia and bet $20K (twenty thousand dollars) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you don’t mind…but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”  With that she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled, “Come on baby!!!!  Southern Girl needs new clothes!!!”

As the dice came to a halt, she jumped up and down screaming, ” YES! YES! I WON!!! I WON!!!”

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.  Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”  The other answered, “I don’t know…I thought you were watching!!!”


Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But…..all men are ……well men.

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