Tuj he daar tu nahi lag raha?

Two farmers come back from a very festive dinner in their neighborhood in Punjab. Being the rural folks they are walking back – stomachs full back to their house in between the meandering fields at night. A cold winter’s night.
About half-way one of them says:

“Oye – mainuu bahut zoor naal aiyee hai”

“Kee aiyee hai?”

“potty yaara”

“haan mainuu vee potty aarahi hai”

“tey fir chal – doo noo nukar vich ja kar – potty kariyay”

So they both trod to the fields – near the tress, and squat away attending to natures call – being the cold winter it was, they are literally side-by-side – to share some body heat…. when suddenly they hear a rustle amongst the bushes…

“Oye – tu sunay yaa hai?”

“Haan – benchod iss vakat raat nu ithay ki hai?”

Suddenly they hear a growl of what sounds like an animal..

“Oye tainuu daar tay nahi lag raha?”

“Na na yaar – may keyvay daraa!”

and suddenly a lion appears out of nowhere – standing right in front of them, both of them are huddled together, squatting….. paralyzed in fear – when one manages to speak…

“Oye tainu dar tay nahi lag rahaa?”

“Oye nai nai – bilkul nahi”

“Pakee gaal?”

“Haan haan” (both of them answering in fear)

“Tey fir ganduu apni bund thoug (wash) nah – may ri kiyoun thoundaa pay yaa hai!”

(just picture the scene and if you will really enjoy the joke)

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4 thoughts on “Tuj he daar tu nahi lag raha?”

  • Maan chudaoo Amir……………..FUK u………….Faisal bhai lagay rahoo…………….hum tumharay saath hain!!!!!!!!dont listen to this bitch-ass piece of shit!!!I luv ur blog :)

  • A bad joke is for cheap people like you Mr.Ali Azeem.I wonder what family you come from to have said something like that to amir. Dont’ you have a mother at home. Look at your language and you call yourself to be a MUSLIM.Shame on you and you

  • A bad joke is for cheap people like you Mr.Ali Azeem.I wonder what family you come from to have said something like that to amir. Dont’ you have a mother at home. Look at your language and you call yourself to be a MUSLIM.Shame on you!

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