Muslim Pick-up lines….

1. Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah2. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room
3. Is ur dad a terrorist cuz ur da bomb….
4. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah – then i said inshallah….
5. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
6. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”
7. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long….
8. “Nice ankles. Very nice”
9. Girl you’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
10. Have your ammi call my ammi
11. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
12. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

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