The doctor tells his patient: “Dianne, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Dianne asks for the good news first.
“Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren’t suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you’d feared.”
“And the bad news?” Dianne asks.To which the Doc replies: “I’m afraid there’s no cure for being a natural bitch.”
(I loved this joke, quite a few bitches I know I would love to tell this to them).