Over 18 Please

This take-off on the Girls Gone Wild phenomenon is pretty hilarious:http://milkgonewild.com/ nsfw.

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date for over 5 years. She was afraid there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, …

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A cop was patrolling late at night. In a well-known make-out spot he saw a couple in a car. The cop carefully approached to get a better look. He saw a young man in the back seat with a young woman. The man was reading a magazine. The woman was sitting next to him, knitting. …

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So Tommy Flaherty comes home from the doctor’s office, and calls his son.”Sonny, I got some bad news today.  Doc says I’ve got but 6 months to live – I’ve got cancer.” The son is floored.  Knowing his old man’s best friends at the pub would want to console him, he says “Dad, let me …

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Aik wife – sex kernay say pehlay kapraay utaaar ti houway – gir gaiye, tu uss kay husband nay bola: “Jaan tum theek ho nah – tum hai dard tu nahi hoiwee” …and then….. after sex…..uss ki wife again kapraay pehnaytay howai gir gaie tu phir husband nay bola……. AAANDHI HAI KIYA BENCHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two farmers come back from a very festive dinner in their neighborhood in Punjab. Being the rural folks they are walking back – stomachs full back to their house in between the meandering fields at night. A cold winter’s night. About half-way one of them says: “Oye – mainuu bahut zoor naal aiyee hai” “Kee …

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A good friend of mine who is a stock broker, best summed it up as to what money is. and I quote… “paisa gaand ki taraa ho ta hai – har aik paas hai, magar koi koi dayta hai!“