A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?” Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someoneto cut […]
In a recent servey, it was discovered that “doggie style” is the most common sexual position in a relationship. Where men sit and beg and women roll over and play dead.
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. […]
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe […]
Just few months out of office, and George W. Bush has been struck by tragedy. A fire at his ranch has decimated what he planned to be his presidential library.Both books have been destroyed. And the real tragedy is: he hadn’t finished coloring either of them.
Salman had just picked up his wife Shazia and their new baby and Mother-in-Law from the hospital and brought them home. It was not long before Shazia and her Mother suggested that Salman should try his hand at changing the diaper. “I’m busy,” he said, “I promise I’ll do the next one.” The next time […]
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for the office of President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign […]
Have you ever wondered how lawyers in Pakistan survive financially? Here’s how… A recently graduated, young lawyer who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home totally elated. “Abu jaan, you are not going to believe what I am going to tell you, you know that Khandawala case that has been pending for like 15 […]