Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):

Legalize Alcohol – might as well. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors) Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging! Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face! It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks …

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