Charles Eliot was the President of Harvard University from 1869 to 1909. He often used to cite that if a person spent 15 minutes-a-day aside for reading, one could get a liberal education (like that of Harvard) for free. He cited that such books would sit comfortably on a five-foot shelf.
Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):
Legalize Alcohol – might as well. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors) Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging! Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face! It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks […]
Bay adab Bay mulahiza Hoshiar Baighairat-e-Azam, Badshah-e-Rishwat, Zaleel-ul-Mulk, Shehenshah-e-Jowa, Sardar-e-Dakait Asif Zardari Zabardasti aa rahe Hain!
To commemorate the ascension from jail bird to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new Rs. 100 stamp. People of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on!!!! Courtesy: SFI